Rejected ‘Back to the Future’ Actors Made ‘Zoolander 2’ Instead

Billy Zane, who memorably appeared as "Billy Zane" in the 2016 comedy, tries out here as a particularly menacing Biff. Unlike Thomas Wilson's thickheaded meatball in the genuine Back to the Future, Zane appears as if he might actually bust George McFly's metacarpals if he doesn't hand over some cash.

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Then there's Derek Zoolander himself, Ben Stiller, auditioning for Back to the Future's lead, Marty McFly. Unfortunately for Stiller, he comes off as more "captain of the wrestling team" than "chronically late high school student whose only friend is a wild-haired old man who fixes up DeLoreans." At this stage in his career, the sexual tension between Stiller and Lea Thompson might have been too much to bear.

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Any kid who starred in a 1980s teen movie and wasn't named Anthony Michael Hall apparently got to read for Marty. Jon Cryer, in between No Small Affair and Pretty in Pink, makes more sense than Eric Stoltz, the actor originally cast and then canned in favor of Fox. Cryer in an Argyle sweater is pretty convincing as a kid who is terrified at the prospect of making out with his mom.

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Less believable is C. Thomas Howell, coming off greaser drama The Outsiders and still looking like Matt Dillon's slightly less thuggish younger brother. Unlike Cryer, it sort of feels like Howell wouldn't mind trying out a few romance moves on Thompson.

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The failed screen test that could have actually worked? Kyra Sedgwick seems right at home as Marty's girlfriend, Jennifer. (The Twitter replies seem to agree.) Then again, knowing how little screen time the Jennifer character got, it was just as well that Sedgwick waited for bigger and better opportunities.

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